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Evan Loftis
Apr 23, 201823 min read
The Many Lies of Ptolemy Vector
“Tell me a lie about San Castelano,” the Viceroy said. The room was windowless, and the walls were constructed out of some oddly...
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Evan Loftis
Feb 5, 201841 min read
City of Hermits
“Come, courier, come,” the kindly farmer said, beckoning me into his modest cottage. “Your job is done, and it is cold out.” I had no...
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Evan Loftis
Dec 13, 201711 min read
Subjecting "Weekend at Bernie's" to Undeserved Scrutiny
What would you do with $15,000,000? Maybe you would buy a private jet and fly around the world, solving art history-themed mysteries....
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Evan Loftis
Oct 27, 201721 min read
Wake Up! With Colonel Crispy
He didn’t want to tell them. They looked so happy, slapping backs and lighting cigars, that he didn’t feel right telling them that the...
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Evan Loftis
Oct 21, 20178 min read
BLADE RUNNER 2049 REVIEW (SPOILERS)
When I first heard, a couple years ago, that they were making a sequel to Blade Runner, I was pretty much like, “Okay. Whatever.” Then I...
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Evan Loftis
Oct 21, 201715 min read
Behold, The Metatron
It wasn’t an altogether unpleasant sensation, really. More like a gentle massage on the back of his neck, where his brain stem met his...
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