Every Movie Ever #2: The Mothman Prophecies
Evan loosely tied a dress sock around his cat’s neck, informing her that she was a fancy lady who wore jaunty scarves. She seemed...
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Evan Loftis
Jan 2, 202021 min read
Every Movie Ever #1: Jurassic Park
Evan awoke on January 1st, 2020 filled with an uncharacteristic enthusiasm. Another year had arrived, and with it came the opportunity to...
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Evan Loftis
Dec 13, 201711 min read
Subjecting "Weekend at Bernie's" to Undeserved Scrutiny
What would you do with $15,000,000? Maybe you would buy a private jet and fly around the world, solving art history-themed mysteries....
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Evan Loftis
Oct 21, 20178 min read
BLADE RUNNER 2049 REVIEW (SPOILERS)
When I first heard, a couple years ago, that they were making a sequel to Blade Runner, I was pretty much like, “Okay. Whatever.” Then I...
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