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Words have power. Everyone seems to be in agreement there. It is, however, in the connotation of this sentiment where men can be led...
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Evan Loftis
Dec 28, 202111 min read
Every Movie Ever Resurrections
Evan knocked on the door, thoroughly confused. “Come in,” the voice said from the other side. Evan pushed the door open and looked around...
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Evan Loftis
Apr 4, 202159 min read
Creative Differences (Part Two)
“Um, what?” Zeb said. “You’ll see.” “Are we still on for dinner?” “I’m sure we can eat when we get there,” Himari said. “Get where?” “I...
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Evan Loftis
Apr 4, 202151 min read
Creative Differences (Part One)
It had been their best show yet. They were now tighter than they had ever been, and they were rightly making a name for themselves on the...
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Evan Loftis
Mar 24, 202135 min read
The Man Who Burned Down Littlebuck, Kansas
It had happened years before, so now all he could remember of that night was the smell. At least, that was what he told Carol Anne. The...
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Evan Loftis
Mar 17, 202160 min read
The Original
None of us ever wanted to be cops. Not a single person employed at the station (myself included) asked for this job. And I think that was...
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Evan Loftis
Jun 4, 202012 min read
My Thoughts, Whatever They're Worth
It’s been a hard several days. Seeing the despicable authoritarian actions committed by heavily-militarized police departments across the...
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Evan Loftis
Jan 24, 202018 min read
Every Movie Ever #2: The Mothman Prophecies
Evan loosely tied a dress sock around his cat’s neck, informing her that she was a fancy lady who wore jaunty scarves. She seemed...
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Evan Loftis
Jan 2, 202021 min read
Every Movie Ever #1: Jurassic Park
Evan awoke on January 1st, 2020 filled with an uncharacteristic enthusiasm. Another year had arrived, and with it came the opportunity to...
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Evan Loftis
Oct 31, 201961 min read
Bloody Genius
For as long as Terry could remember, Mickey had been there. He was really more of a brother than a friend. He knew everything about...
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Evan Loftis
Oct 6, 201910 min read
AlienCon 2019: A Retrospective
If you know me, you’ve probably witnessed me, either online or in person, mention the television program “Ancient Aliens.” I max out at...
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Evan Loftis
Jun 3, 201940 min read
That Man's Cancer
The first thing to get out of the way is that he did it. There was no way around that. Plenty of evidence: chip scans, nanobot cloud...
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Evan Loftis
Apr 18, 201951 min read
The Faceless Treasury
It is curious how we take for granted simple pleasures, like laughter, and how their absence can eventually be disregarded, like a...
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Evan Loftis
Mar 26, 201930 min read
Your Peers
Day One: The Ritual The little movie they made them watch, what with its video-toaster-style star wipes and shadowy chroma key American...
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Evan Loftis
Feb 4, 201936 min read
The Apotheosis
Diego Faracas has a recurring dream in which a mob of crazed villagers chases him through an ancient Italian forest. As he runs, the old...
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Evan Loftis
Jan 2, 201958 min read
The Kick-Out
His leg kept doing that fluttering thing: that Keith Moon drumroll of a muscle twitch, like he had a moth trapped in there, trying...
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Evan Loftis
Oct 10, 20186 min read
A Critical Analysis of the "Bush's Baked Beans" Cinematic Universe
I am fascinated by television ads. It seems wildly illogical that thirty seconds of people talking could convince anyone to purchase a...
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Evan Loftis
Aug 28, 201823 min read
Operation Keanu Reeves
They looked like the bad guy from that new Keanu Reeves movie: dark suits, sunglasses, those squiggly phone cords in their right ears....
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Evan Loftis
Aug 8, 201831 min read
Market Volatility: Part One
You ever think about how every piece of gum you’ve ever chewed still exists? I do. Even on a planet with a heavy atmosphere and a robust...
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Evan Loftis
May 19, 201823 min read
Sequence 1: You've Seen the Zebra
Oct. 16th, 20XX At the end of my street, there’s a dead bunny rabbit that I’ve been watching decompose over the last several days. If I...
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